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[AW blog chain] Otherworldly

19 Friday Oct 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Musings

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Absolute Write, books, contemporary literature, google images search, Gritty realism, literature, Otherworldly, Real world, realistic portrayal, supernatural elements, writing


This month’s blog chain title is sort of inevitable, Otherworldly talks about things beyond our ken, creatures from other worlds or dimensions. Ghosties, ghoulies and long leggity beasties. It can also refer to alien worlds or wyrd dimensions. There is a lot if scope in this topic.

With all this Gritty Realism about, it is best to have a BIG gun to hand

A question I always ask myself is ‘how finely can you slice alternate dimensions?’ At what point can you say that a particular setting is ‘the real world’ rather than some alternate dimension where things are different?

The answer to that may seem easy – the ‘real world’ is where things happen exactly as they would in the real world. There are no supernatural elements, it is a contemporary setting and the writer has taken great pains to represent a realistic portrayal of the world as it is. This is certainly one possible argument and one which has a lot to support it. I imagine most people reading this will have no issues with this interpretation and to be honest, neither do I. However, I do have an alternative opinion I would like to present:

There no such thing as ‘reality’ in fiction.

Think about that for a while. Yes, writers have striven to represent reality in various different ways. We have had ever darker and grittier portrayals of various aspects of life, all with the aim of ‘showing things like they really are’. However, you have to ask how real that really is. Writers are first and foremost entertainers and entertainers have to entertain. As a result of this requirement, reality sometimes has to take a back seat or even be replaced by something claiming to be it. Just try to type ‘Gritty Realism’ into a Google images search and see what you get. The results may surprise you. It certainly gives an insight into what creative types beleive ‘realism’ is – guns, drugs and, bizarrely, Super Mario…

Douglas Adams put it rather well when he told us about Arthur Dent’s morning in one of his books… Readers do not want to hear about how a character brushes his teeth or how she combs her hair or any one of hundreds of minor acts everyone performs every day in the course of thier lives. They do not want that level of detail unless, and this is important, there is something unusual about that activity which may have a bearing on the plot. If, for example, a character picks up the wrong toothbrush and another character notices this and has paranoid thoughts about whether they really are who they claim to be.

Too much reality, therefore, is an impedence to entertainment. A writer should only be presenting to the reader the things that are relevant to the plot, interesting things that happen. The reality of many people is not interesting enough to portray in writing. Novels, films and TV shows use a ‘normal life’ as a contrast. Our hero begins the story in relative normalcy and then is quickly taken from there into whatever adventures the plot has in store for them. Ideally, you want to make these periods of normal life relatively short lest the reader gets bored waiting for the plot to happen and also insert the occasional little sting to hint at the things to come in order to keep them reading. Arthur Dent’s normal life lasts for approximately two paragraphs before a bulldozer tries to demolish his house and it is not many pages from there to a surreal conversation with Ford in the pub and teleportation onto one of the ships sent to destroy the earth.

And it does not end with sci fi and fantasy. Even in contemporary literature you never see a character undergoing a normal day. There is always some imperative to drive them forward such as a death in the family or a messy relationship which means that they are not undergoing the same sort of normal day the rest of us poor non-characters in literature endure. This is not only the case with literature but also with any narrative form such as TV, movies and theatre. Which leads me back to the original question – these ‘realistic portrayals’ are in fact nothing of the sort. Each universe presented is an alternate dimension to our ‘real’ one. The differences may be explicit (the earth being destroyed by an alien construction fleet) or subtle (the existence of fictional characters in a world otherwise identical to our own) but they are there. The presence of ‘gritty realism’ does not make your fictional world any more real and in fact may make the contrast ever more obvious by highlighting an issue such as drug abuse, rape or violence and exaggerating it for the purposes of entertainment.

So, it may be time to accept that while art may reflect life, it is always going to be a rather distorted reflection as we emphasise elements we consider to be ‘entertaining’ and devalue those which are considered mundane.

OK, chaps, this is a blog chain and so you have to do your duty by God, King and country by contributing to the other blogs on the list. If you don’t, then we will come round your house and kidnap you and put you in the Big Brother house or, worse, on X Factor. You can then experience all the Gritty Realism you like…

Participants and posts:
Ralph Pines: http://ralfast.wordpress.com (post link here)
randi.lee: http://emotionalnovel.blogspot.com (post link
here
)
Aranenvo: http://www.simonpclark.com (post link here)
pyrosama: http://matrix-hole.blogspot.com (post link here)
hilaryjacques: http://hillaryjacques.blogspot.com (post link here)
meowzbark: http://erlessard.wordpress.com (post link here)
slcboston: http://fleasof1000camels.blogspot.com (post link here)
areteus: https://lurkingmusings.wordpress.com (post link
here)
bearilou: http://theglassopossum.wordpress.com (post link
here)
dolores haze: http://dianedooley.wordpress.com (post link
here)
SuzanneSeese: http://viewofsue.blogspot.com (post link here)
bmadsen: http://hospitaloflife.wordpress.com (post link here)
Linda
Adams: http://garridon.wordpress.com (post link here)
Alynza: http://www.alynzasmith.blogspot.com (post link here)
Orion
mk3: http://nonexistentbooks.wordpress.com (post link
here)
BBBurke: http://awritersprogression.blogspot.com (post link
here)
SRHowen: http://srhowen1.blogspot.com (post link here)
Damina Rucci:
http://thegraypen.wordpress.com (post link
here)
CJMichaels: http://christinajmichaels.blogspot.com (post link
here)
wonderactivist: http://luciesmoker.wordpress.com (post link here)
Lady Cat:
http://carolsrandomness.blogspot.ca (post link
here)
xcomplex: http://arielemerald.blogspot.com (post link
here)
debranneelliot: http://www.debragrayelliott.blogspot.com (post link here)

[News From the Spirit World] Vampires

15 Monday Oct 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Guest posts

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guest blogging, guest posts, horror, News From the Spirit World, Vampires


Those of you who follow this blog will know I have a thing about vampires. I even declared March Vampire Month (and I hope you are all preparing for next year’s celebrations). So it should come as no surprise that when News from the Spirit World asked me to contribute to their Halloween postings I leapt on the Vampire topic.

Here is the post:

http://newsfromthespiritworld.com/2012/10/15/3-vampires/

Fantasy Writing contest: The results

11 Thursday Oct 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Publicity

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BBW Romance writers, beneficial side effect, books, final sacrifice, gods of the sea, novel length, Pirates and Swashbucklers, productivity, Publication, short novel, writing


Well, the results are in for the contest I entered:

http://fantasywritingcontest.com/category/judges/

As you can see, I am not on the short list. Not an unexpected result as there were a lot of high quality writers entering this. So, not too disappointed about the result and, in actual fact, there is a beneficial side effect from failing to get a place in the contest. I have another use for the story I submitted – a story about an old woman with a magical dagger called The Final Sacrifice.

A few months ago, I was asked to follow up Gods of the Sea*. I agreed to do a novella and a series of shorts to make up a short novel length anthology. I’ve been working on that ever since, whenever I get the time to write. When I was considering what stories I had already written which had yet to be published could be included in this anthology, The Final Sacrifice stood out as one which could definitely fit the brief. I am therefore actually quite pleased that there are now 4000 words I do not have to fill with another story as yet unwritten…

So, my writing plans over the next few months involve plugging away at this new anthology. Currently about half way through…

In the meantime, while you are waiting for me to actually get round to finishing this anthology, you can still enjoy my paranormal romance Transitions… It has Romans in it. And Goths. But not the Barbarian tribe… You can also still get a free copy of The Curse. It has Witches in it. Well, mad prophetic dreams…

* And it seems it has reappeared in paperback on Amazon again….

Amwriting is back!

06 Saturday Oct 2012

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#amwriting, writing


Earlier, I mentioned that Amwriting, the writer’s blog site that I sometimes contribute to, had been on hiatus. Well, on the 1st of October it came back with a vengence!

So, you may now go direct to http://amwriting.org/ to view the home page of the site and see what lovely content the other contributors have been putting up there since the relaunch.

You may also go direct to this link:

http://amwritingblog.com/wordpress/?s=Lascelles&posttype=post&widget=advanced-search-widget-2

Which will take you to a rather nicely laid out page showcasing all my content on that site. That includes the infamous Mighty Red Pen of Justice article which scored so many hits recently…. Of course, while I am all in favour of you going to see what other writers are up to, I much prefer if you stay faithful to me and go direct to this page… 🙂

A new post on News from the Spirit World

01 Monday Oct 2012

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News fro, Vampires, Witches, wonderful news, Wonderful news from the North


Posted under my name as a wordpress login but actually the work of Dr Jo Bath…

http://newsfromthespiritworld.com/2012/10/01/witches-wonderful-news-from-the-north-by-dr-jo-bath/

Look out for more posts on this site in the future, including my take on Vampires which I am currently in the middle of writing….

Fantasy Writing contest

30 Sunday Sep 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Musings

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Fantasy Writing, Fantasy Writing Contest, productivity, Publication, reading period, traditional publishers, writing, writing contest


A hell of a long time ago, I sent off a short story that had been hanging about in my hard drive for a while to the fantasy writing contest. It was a tale of an elderly woman being mugged for a magical dagger she carried with her. It had previously been rejected by Sword and Sorcereress and Tor.com and I saw no harm is sending it off to be rejected by this contest too. I had more or less forgotten about it as the submission window numbered several months and the reading period many more (the reasons why are outlined in this blog by the editors).

Now a casual tweet by the editors has sent me into a panic. They have decided on a short list. However, instead of dealing with the cuts in a quiet and civilised manner, they are publishing the list of lucky people in small increments… One small selection of the list released each day until the entire list is out there. So now, of course, I am absolutely desperate to know if I have been successful despite not caring until now.

So well done to the editors of this contest for making me feel like this… I am off to sit in a corner gibbering until the entire list is released. 🙂

Good luck to all who entered and commisserations to those of you who, like me, don’t make it to the final cut.

The GQ of Downton Abbey

28 Friday Sep 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Film, Musings, TV

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Clash of the Titans, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Father Octavian, Game of Thrones, Geek Quotient, Hugh Bonneville, Iain Glen, Jessica Brown Findlay, Maggie Smith, Misfits, Penelope Wilton, Red Dwarf, Robert Bathurst, Ser Jorah Mormont, Shaun of the Dead


This is something I think may well become a regular feature of this blog, mainly because it seems to be something I do naturally whenever I watch something on TV. The basics are simple – take a non geek TV show or film and analyse the proportion of the cast who happen to have been involved in something else with geek credentials.

I have decided to name this concept the Geek Quotient. In fact, in the tradition of Mathematicians the world over, I would propose that it be dubbed the Lascelles Geek Quotient because my ego needs feeding. You can shorten it to LGQ if you like, or even GQ but with that option you risk both being confused with a popular fashion magazine and being glowered at by my ego.

The equation is rather simple:

Divide the number of actors in the cast who have been in geeky related shows by the total number of cast members.

So, why have I chosen Downton Abbey for the debut of this exciting new concept in geek mathematics? Well, I am of the opinion that this show will likely score high based on a rather cursory glance at the cast list.

For those who don’t know, Downton Abbey is an ITV period drama set in Yorkshire in a period (currently) between the sinking of the Titanic and the advent of the 1920s. It follows the inhabitants of the eponynmous stately home, both the noble family that owns it and their many servants, as they live through such horrific historical events as the first world war and the appearance of the telephone. As is normal for such period dramas, the cast is replete with quality British actors of the type who also often get roles in sci fi and fantasy both in the UK and Hollywood. Some are even rather better known for their geek roles than their involvement in this show…

Maggie Smith as Thetis in Clash of the Titans

Now, my calculation of Downton’s GQ is 0.633 based on examining the 49 cast members listed on ImdB and determining that 31 of them have a link to some geek TV show or film. This is assuming that ‘Geek TV show or film’ is defined as something with overt supernatural or science fiction elements. Pirates of the Carribean counts, for example, whereas Hornblower (which many of the cast do have roles in too) does not. This is not a surprising result given that the cast includes Maggie Smith (with credits as far back as the original Clash of Titans films and, of course, her recent geek cred from the Harry Potter films), Iain Glen (who is notable as Ser Jorah Mormont in Game of Thrones as well as Father Octavian in Doctor Who) and Penelope Wilton (excellent as Prime Minister Harriet Jones  in Doctor Who, not to mention Shaun’s mum in Shaun of the Dead) but also has

The beard makes him completely unrecognisable…

a number of people who have done one off guest appearances on various shows. For example, Jessica Brown Findlay, who plays the youngest daughter, was in one episode of Misfits and Hugh Bonneville, who plays Earl Grantham, was almost unrecognisable behind a massive beard as a pirate in a recent episode of Doctor Who. Out of all of these, many of which I spotted without recourse to the internet, one truly took me by surprise. For much of the series, I looked at the actor who played Sir Anthony Strallen (Robert Bathurst) and tried to work out where I had seen him before. Turns out he actually played the role of Todhunter in Red Dwarf as well as Prince Henry in the original series of Blackadder…

Todhunter

Sir Anthony Strallen

So, there you have it. Do you think I have the calculation of this correct? Do you know of any other films or TV shows which might beat this score? Feel free to comment below…

[Book Review] Lady of Devices

26 Wednesday Sep 2012

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Over on epublishabook, I review the steampunk novel, Lady of Devices by Shelley Adina…

http://www.epublishabook.com/2012/09/25/book-review-lady-of-devices-by-shelley-adina/

Pop over there and see what I thought of it and feel free to comment either there or here if you agree or disagree with my opinions…

Reposted: The Mighty Red Pen of Justice

25 Tuesday Sep 2012

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#amwriting, books, editors, guest blogging, guest posts, letter of acceptance, literacy in primary schools, new experiences, random insanity, reviews, sign contract, writing


Ok, here is a copy-paste of my article from the Amwriting blog on editors and the love-hate relationship we have with them. Warning: It may contain incoherence and random insanity.

Inevitably, the nature of my blogging at the moment will revolve around new experiences. There is also likely to be a certain element of comparison of the writing life to that of a teacher. This entry is no exception….

Your friendly neighbourhood editorial team

Near the end of August (the 21st to be precise) my first novella, Transitions, is due for release. Up until now, my publishing record has been somewhat thin –a single short story in an anthology – but this release makes things a little more ‘official’. With the short story, the process was relatively simple – submit story, get letter of acceptance, get contract, sign contract and then wait for the process of publication to take place. I reviewed some proofs at one point and got sent the cover to go ‘oooh’ over but apart from that I had little involvement.

With Transitions it was a whole different ball game. With Transitions I had to deal with the most feared creature ever to walk the hallowed halls of any publisher… The Editor.

Writers have a love-hate relationship with their editors. On the one hand, the fact you have been assigned one at all means the work you have submitted meets that publisher’s standards, i.e. you are good enough to be published. They would not bother if your work was unmitigated tripe, you’d have been booted out the rejection door as soon as they looked at you (and, in fact, even a work that is up to the standard may get this treatment too…). On the other hand, you hate your editor because they are the person who criticises your work minutely, pulling at all the little flaws in your writing style and, possibly more horrifically, imposing upon you the dreaded changes that the publisher feels are needed. Now, don’t deny it…. I can see through your protestations that you co-operate with your editor and don’t mind the changes. Come on, admit it. Deep down, maybe hidden where no one but you knows it is there, you have that little ball of resentment. That little voice which says ‘but this is my baby, I worked hard at this, you can’t be so brutal to it you mean old person you!’ To paraphrase Pratchett, handing your work over to an editor is sometimes like bringing up a cute little pony, nurturing it, loving it, making it one of your family and then handing it over to a new owner and watching them ride off on it using spurs and a whip.

A renowned editor demonstrates the essential skills required at a recent editing conference.

I like to think I was lucky with my editor because I knew her before she was assigned. Well, I’d reviewed one of her books on epublish a book and she’d emailed me to thank me. So I knew that she knew what she was on about and we had a rapport already and that is always a good start.  I wasn’t too concerned when the file with her comments in it dropped into my inbox. Except that I had forgotten one thing…

You see, I actually wrote Transitions more than 5 years ago. Since then I have changed significantly as a writer, worked hard to lose some terrible bad habits and one thing my editor showed me was exactly how far I had improved. There were significant errors – point of view shifts, tense shifts, purple prose, repeated words… the list went on. Thing is, new improved writer me agreed emphatically with every single change because I knew that had I read them in a book I was reviewing or editing I would be scathing. However, at the back of my mind, naive young writer me was still there going ‘NO!!!!!!!! You cannot mess with a masterpiece of this quality you insane bitch!!!!!! All the quirks are there for perfectly respectable and reasonable reasons!!!!* Aieeeeeeeee!!!! I kill you!!!!!’**

Luckily, new improved writer me got together with sensible me and beat the living poop out of naive young writer me before any of those sentiments could express themselves in e-mails to the editor. I made the changes*** and was happy to do it because, frankly, you do what your editor says and then thank them for doing it. Reading over the completed work, I am glad that I did because the work is improved overall and has a definite professional sheen.

So, what has that got to do with teaching? I did say I would try to shoehorn that in somehow. Well, here’s a thing. Schools, especially primary schools where the fundamentals of the skill we call writing are first picked up, aren’t actually all that big on editing. They work hard on writing skills – grammar, spelling, punctuation, structure, all that malarkey but once a pupil hands in a completed piece of work at the end of the lesson that is it. They get it marked and returned with some comments but they do not get the chance to act on those comments save by not making the same mistakes in a future piece of work. Whatever mark they get for that work is what gets recorded. So, for pupils in schools there is a lot of pressure to get it right first time and no real experience of the subtle give and take of discussion between a writer and editor where perfection is attempted by a consensual process. The process of editing Transitions underwent consisted of several rounds, each one coming closer to the editor’s ideal. The pieces of work I have marked in my time teaching will never achieve that because they are forever locked in an exercise book, stuck in the same form they were when handed in with only my comments hinting at their potential. I do wonder if schools are not missing out on an important lesson in literacy – the importance of critical review and editing on achieving perfection in writing. Not getting it right first time is not a failure, just a single step along the path to your goal. Those who doubt the importance of editors should maybe take a look at some of the original first draft manuscripts by famous authors****. They can be very revealing about the changes most novels go through to get published. So, in conclusion, respect your editor and make sure you listen to what they say and when they spank your arse with a massive sheaf of notes pointing out all your shortcomings, be sure to say ‘Thank you, Ma’am, please may I have another’. It’s for your own good, after all.

*They weren’t, they really weren’t. They were the literary equivalent to masturbation – showy and flashy and not actually achieving much other than self gratification.

**Naive young writer me was always one for over use of alliteration. And overuse of exclamation marks. Not to mention extreme arrogance. Most of these traits have been firmly beaten out of my now.

*** Yes, even the one I struggled with because I had English characters in England using an English colloquialism that needed to be removed because Americans would have problems understanding it… That one *hurt*

**** Like the Photograph of the first page of the first draft manuscript of Lord of the Rings which can be seen inside one of Tolkien’s biographies (can’t remember which one, it was many years ago I saw it). It is hardly a clean and well structured piece of literature. Seeing that as a child gave me insight into how even a great writer often starts out with something that needs a lot of polishing before it is publishable.

Exciting new changes and a gratuitous dog photo

25 Tuesday Sep 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Musings

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#amwriting, blogging, dog photos, gratuitous dog photo, guest blogging, guest posts, productivity, websitte changes, writing


As some of you regular readers out there may already be aware, my rantings occasionally manage to escape out into the world via other blogsites. One of the sites I have been a regular contributor to in the past year or so has been the Amwriting.org website.

Gratuitous Dog Photo

Given that it seems a link on this blog to a post I did on Amwriting in August has only just appeared on some people’s RSS feeds (odd situation, I have no idea why that has happened…) I think I need to break some news in order to explain what is occuring because if you click the link to the ‘Mighty Red Pen of Justice’ article you will currently get a dead link.

Amwriting.org is currently on hiatus pending a pheonix like rebirth on the 1st of October, 2012. Today I have been sent various links and information to prepare me for this date when the site will reopen with some changes to how things are managed but essentially, as far as I can tell, still the same site. The archives, including all my old posts, will still be available on there. Currently, they are locked down so only a few of the bloggers from the old site like myself can access them but once the site goes live they will be made available to all and sundry.

I do not at present know if the links provided in my blog here will still work to link you to these archives or if you will need a new link. I will find that out when it goes live and will post new links if appropriate.

If anyone is really desperate to read The Mighty Red Pen of Justice, I suppose I can post a copy of it here for you to read. Look out for that later today if I can manage it.

In the meantime, enjoy the gratuitous dog picture provided above…

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