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[Guest Post] What is Horror? by Rebeka Harrington

22 Friday Jun 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Guest posts

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Ann Rice, books, Gary Oldman, guest blogging, guest posts, horror, horror author, horror genre, horror writer, Rebeka Harrington, Vampires, writing


Today we have another post by Vampire author Rebeka Harrington in which she discusses the definition of ‘Horror’. Note, I was careful there to refer to her as a ‘Vampire author’ not a ‘Horror author’ for reasons which may become apparent in the post…

Earlier this year Angelic Knight Press featured yours truly in an article: “REBEKA HARRINGTON – WOMAN IN HORROR” (Many thanks AKP) As an indie author I’m always very happy, if not flattered, when someone out there in cyberspace spares me a mention. But until I saw this article I hadn’t even stopped to think I may be considered a “horror” writer. Sure I write about vampires, and they can be pretty horrible, but me…. a horror writer?

My first book, Vampires Revealed, was more like an autobiographical mocumentary than any other tag you care to throw about. Bektamun, narrator and star of the tale, relives some of the “horrible” things she has done; but only when forced to protect those she loves.

Desires Revealed, my latest release, is a love story first and foremost. And of course there are ample vampire shenanigans thrown in. (Got to feed the bloodlust)

Rebeka’s latest book – Desires Revealed

Does writing about vampires automatically mark you as a “horror writer”? When I think of horror fiction the first name that springs to mind is Stephen King, which I’m sure is the same for a lot of people. Mr King has dabbled with vampires (very successfully too, I might add), but his most famous and popular works are far removed from the world of vampires.

Also worth considering is whether or not, despite the vampire revolution, the general expectation is for vampires to appear in the horror genre. Maybe I’m just weird, because I really don’t think of vampires as characters of horror; well at least not so much anymore.

Dracula (as played by Gary Oldman)

Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula was pretty terrifying for the time it was written. Fast forward to The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice; doubt I would’ve bought and read the books if I’d thought I was buying horror. For me, books in The Vampire Chronicles, were about Lestat’s inability to understand humanity; not that he was a blood-sucking monster. Like I said, maybe I’m weird. No doubt my opinion of vampires as characters of horror would change instantaneously should I ever meet a Dracula, Lestat or Eric (Southern Vampires, Charlaine Harris).

When I think about horror, and the things that scare me, I only have to look at history to have shivers run down my spine.

Part of my vampire mythology is a group of extremist vampires known as the Eleiveb. While searching for inspiration as to what kind of things they may subject their human victims, I simply did a search for “torture”. One of the most interesting/horrifying sites I came across was Medieval Torture. The site features a myriad of tools and equipment which sole purpose was to inflict pain and torture on human victims.

While I may be uneasy being assigned as a horror writer, and steadfastly believe mankind is far more horrible to each other than legend or any creature we can imagine, the fact remains I will continue to write about vampires; and they will inevitably do horrible things.

About the Author

Raised in country Victoria, Rebeka started her writing career working for the local newspaper as a teenager. While she decided not to pursue this as a career, she has always enjoyed writing and being creative

With so many varied interests and eccletic taste in most things, Rebeka enjoys incorporating all of them in her writing. She particularly enjoys writing about vampires.

Rebeka seeks to define and explain vampires in a way not done before. This was achieved with her debut title “Vampires Revealed”. Following titles revolve around exploring the world and characters created in her first release.

Currently Rebeka lives inMelbournewith her “demented” but lovable cat, dividing her time between writing and managing a small boutique entertainment agency.

Her latest book Desires Revealed is available for purchase at:

Smashwords

Amazon

Catch up with her characters

www.vampiresrevealed.com

Follow her blog

www.rebekaharrington.com

Weird Worlds [AW Blog chain for June]

11 Monday Jun 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Musings

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Deus ex machinae, Discworld, fantasy worlds, g k chesterton, gaming, god, Magic, magic and religion, pedants, Terry Pratchett, World design, worlds of wonder, writing


Worlds are difficult.

On the one hand, writing a story set in the real world has a host of issues involving

One of the strangest fantasy worlds in existence…

research – especially if you want to make sure that all the details are accurate to prevent pedants from picking holes in your creation. On the other hand, setting your tale in a made up world means you have to make up all those details in order to create things for pedants to get picky about. You could sit and debate about which is the most difficult but, in my opinion, they are both as difficult as each other – assuming you do both properly.

In terms of made up worlds, there is a belief that ‘it is only fantasy’ – meaning that you can get away with a lot of things because of the existence of magic or advanced science or whatever. However, this is not true at all. While there is scope for some strangeness in the make up of a world it is actually a really bad idea to mess around with a world higgedly piggedly and then claim that it’s fine because ‘magic can make anything happen’. The truth is that magic can do nothing of the sort.

Or, to be more precise, the human mind which we use to study the world in which we live and which we naturally also apply to the study of any worlds we encounter, including made up ones, likes to see rules in place. From the earliest humans looking up at the stars and wondering what they were right up to modern man sitting at his computer, we have attempted to make sense of everything. In the early days we created the rules of magic and religion to explain some of the phenomena that we could not explain – gods made it rain, therefore it is a good idea to sacrifce to the god of rain to keep them happy so it would rain when we wanted it to and not when we didn’t. In other words, we not only created the rules, we tried to use them to change the universe.

Rules therefore are important. As G.K Chesterton said “Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame”. I take this to mean that, in writing, it is the limitations which drive the story. Characters thrive on the challenge and adversity of not being able to do what they want, drama and emotion spring from their need to achieve something that cannot be had without a great deal of effort. The existence of magic in the world does not mean that you can ignore the rules. Fairy tales tell us what some of them are – there are only three wishes allowed (and no, you cannot ask for an infinite number of wishes), you have to stick to the path when walking in fairie, the ogre can always be outwitted… And what about other occult laws such as the doctrine of signatures or the threefold law of return? Even in worlds that are as outre and fantastic as Terry Pratchett’s Discworld there are limitations on magic. Wizards there have to be careful to avoid using it in case they attract the denizens of the Dungeon Dimensions, they are not allowed to use the number 8 because of a connection with Bel Shamaroth (and coincidentally with the 8th colour of the Discworld rainbow – Octarine) and old magic items like books and scrolls are treated like unexploded nuclear bombs – carefully shielded in lead and buried in case they go critical. This sort of thing does not happen in worlds where magic is free to run riot over the laws of the universe without some payback.

So, the lesson here is to examine your magic system carefully. Is it too easy for characters to achieve things just by using their magic? Is magic too cheap? Too easy? To lacking in consequences? Can every plot line be solved with a character simple waving their hands and declaiming ‘Deus ex machinae’?* Magic is a force which usually requires time, energy, effort, expense and many other things to achieve. There should be expensive materials (gems are common, as are things made of gold or silver or rare herbs and spices that are hard to obtain), lots of confusing and esoteric research in libraries, elaborate preparations (drawing circles, dancing, chanting, purifying yourself and your ritual space), exhausting and dramatic rituals (drumming, screaming vocals to the heavens, blood sacrifice) and all sorts of other gubbins of that ilk. To paraphrase Pratchett, by the time you have spent all your life learning the spell to summon naked women into your bedroom you are too old, tired and have a body too damaged by exposure to dangerous chemicals to do anything worthwhile with them….

Overall, it makes for a far more ‘believable’ magical world than one where ‘just anything can happen’.

*as god does, in fact, do at the end of one Simpson’s episode… but he is god, he is sort of allowed to Deus ex machinae things by dint of his job description. Though, it is best not to use this approach too often save in parody…

Ok, you know the rules on this by now. You have to visit the other people in the chain or little goblins will come out in the night and eat your shoes. And then die of leather poisoning because goblins are not supposed to eat shoes (they have intolerances, poor little dears) and it will all be your fault you heartless gits… So, to save the life of a goblin today, please read and comment on the following excellent blogs:

dclary (comic) – www.hardhobbittobreak.com (link to this month’s image)
orion_mk3 – http://nonexistentbooks.wordpress.com (link to this month’s post)
Proach – http://desstories.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post)
pyrosama – http://matrix-hole.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post)
areteus – https://lurkingmusings.wordpress.com/ (link to this month’s post)
Diana_Rajchel – http://blog.dianarajchel.com/ (link to this month’s post)
writingismypassion – http://charityfaye.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post)
randi.lee – http://emotionalnovel.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post)
magicmint – http://www.loneswing.com/ (link to this month’s post)
Sweetwheat – http://gomezkarla.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post)
AFord – http://writeword.blog.com/ (link to this month’s post)
Nick Rolynd – http://30minfiction.wordpress.com/ (link to this month’s post)
dclary (blog) – http://www.davidwclary.com/ (link to this month’s post)
MelodySRV – http://createamelody.com/ (link to this month’s post)

Guest post: What has LRP ever done for me…

11 Monday Jun 2012

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#amwriting, guest blogging, guest posts, LARP, Live Roleplay, LRP, Roleplaying games, writing


Over at the Am Writing blog I have reflected on what writing skills I have acquired thanks to having been a LRPer for all these many years…

I think there is a lot there to think about for LRPers, writers and LRPers who are writers… so feel free to pop over and have a read and also feel free to disagree or agree with anything I have said in comments both here or on the Am Writing site.

 

Cover designer wanted…

05 Tuesday Jun 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Publicity

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Amazon, Cover design, Jennifer Thompson, Judy Bagshaw, Julie Schriver, Romance, self publishers, Self Publishing, Skyla Dawn Cameron, writing


I am looking for a cover designer to do a cover for a freebie give away story linked to an upcoming anthology release I am involved in. There are details about what is being looked for on here:

http://areteus.livejournal.com/238703.html

Before you click this, however, a few caveats:

 – Yes, this is unpaid. It is an ebook we are giving away for free. This is the authors of the anthology not the publisher doing this (we are basically self pubbing this). Though I am personally offering a very, very small fee of ‘the price of a drink’, either in person or sent via paypal.

 – There is, however, a chance that you will get your work noticed which may potentially lead to more, better paid work. Full credit is given and there are a few people at least (the authors for a start) who will sing your praises to the high heavens.

 

[Review] Bites by Ninfa Hayes

10 Thursday May 2012

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Absolute Write, Absolute Write Anthology, anthology, books, ninfa, Ninfa Hayes, reviews, Vampires, writing


I have been a little quiet of late, been far too busy with things other than blogging…

However, I have a couple of reviews in the pipeline. This one (out today) is Bites by Ninfa Hayes – one of our Vampire Month writers

http://www.epublishabook.com/2012/05/10/book-review-bites-by-ninfa-hayes/

I suggest you pop over there now to have a look at what I thought about it…

Another review that is likely to be due soon (depending on publishing schedules) is my review of the Absolute Write anthology, Absolute Visions. I will notify you when this one goes live…

A busy few days in blogging land…

20 Friday Apr 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Musings, Reviews

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Absolute Write, books, City of Roses, Dr Watson, ghost photos, Ghost Pics, guest blogging, Kieran McMullen, Kip Manley, productivity, raynham hall ghost, self publishers, Self Publishing, Sherlock Holmes, Watson's Afgham Adventure, writing


This is what my study looks like at the moment...

I’ve not posted here much since the end of Vampire Month (apologies for that, I’ve been distracted) and you were probably expecting a post linked to the AW Blog Chain here about now as I was signed up for it this month. However, I opted out last week for personal reasons. I do intend to do next month’s blog chain, however, so look out for that in May…

In the meantime, I have been a busy bunny on the reviewing front. School Easter holidays provided me with plenty of time for reading and writing so I managed to clear some books off the big pile of ‘books to be reviewed’.

First up we have Watson’s Afghan Adventure, another MX Publishing offer set in the Sherlock Holmes universe:

http://www.cultbritannia.co.uk/2012/04/18/book-review-watsons-afghan-adventure/

This follows the exploits of Dr Watson during his pre-Holmes days in the army. Please excuse the missing ‘of’ in the first sentence…

Secondly, I have also reviewed Wake up, volume one of the City of Roses series:

http://www.epublishabook.com/2012/04/20/book-review/#axzz1sZN6l3ZI

A strange and mystical story of faerie courts in modern urban cities, somewhat akin to Gaiman’s Neverwhere.

Finally, not a review but a commentary on a photograph:

http://newsfromthespiritworld.com/2012/04/18/ghostly-pics-the-raynham-hall-ghost/

Here I talk about another famous ghost photograph – the Raynham Hall ghost, also known as the Brown Lady – another of the shots labelled as one of the ’10 greatest ghost photos ever’ in numerous blog posts.

There is a lot more to come because the ‘big pile of books to be reviewed’ is a very big ‘big pile of books to be reviewed’ and there are a lot more ghost photos out there…

 

Sequel Fear…

13 Friday Apr 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Productivity

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Pirates and Swashbucklers, plagiarism, Sequels, swashbucklers, writing


I got a scary e-mail in my inbox this morning. Good mail with an intriguing possibility but scary nontheless…

The publisher of Pirates and Swashbucklers wants to do a sequel, another collection of pirate themed short stories. All the authors of the previous volume are being invited to submit proposals for stories they want to write for it. Sequels to the stories in the first volume are welcomed, as are new ideas.

Of course, my brain was immediately clamouring for my attention with several hundred ideas for what I could write for this. Some of them better than others. Some of them downright dire and some possibly a little too close to plagiarism to be comfortable (a version of the Usual Suspects set in a pirate milieu, for example…). The problem is: how can you decide which one? And how can you tell if what you are about to write is going to be great?

I suppose everyone has sequel fear. How can you follow that which has gone before? if you feel like commenting, why not talk about your favourite sequel or how you managed to overcome sequel fear…

As for me, I need to get back to deciding which of the hundreds of ideas I have floating around my head…

[Vampire Month] Finale

05 Thursday Apr 2012

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Dianna Hardy, horror, Jason Petty, Ninfa Hayes, Rebeka Harrington, Skyla Dawn Cameron, Vampires, writing


So, that was Vampire month. A month and a bit of Vampires and the people who write about them.

I would like to thank all the writers who have contributed to this month – Rebekah Harrington, Ninfa Hayes, Jason Petty, Dianna Hardy and Skyla Dawn Cameron. All of them have been fantastic and produced some excellent interview answers and blog posts. I have been impressed by everything produced by these wonderful writers. I have also been intrigued by the very different takes on Vampire lore that have been showcased here. It is clear that the term ‘Vampire’ is a catch all term covering a multitude of sins, all with a loose connection and it would take a lot more time than we have had here to properly overview the subject.

With that in mind, I definitely intend to repeat this process again and do another Vampire month next March. Hopefully it will be as successful as this one has been. If you are interested in taking part, please contact me for more details.

On a related topic, I’ve also decided that the format of interview and blog post over a week is a good one and intend to use it more often. If you are a writer of any topic and want to be showcased, feel free to get in touch and I will subject you to an interview and ask you to write a blog post on the subject of your choice.

With that, I close Vampire month and pack all the coffins and stakes away for next year…

[Vampire Month] Skyla Dawn Cameron interview

03 Tuesday Apr 2012

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Angelus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Count Chocula, David Boreanz, guest blogging, guest posts, Louise Cooper, Persephone Takata, River, Skyla Dawn Cameron, Vampires, Werewolf, writing, Zara Lain


Our final entry into Vampire month is Skyla Dawn Cameron. Yes, I know it is April now and Vampire month was March but it’s OK. By the powers vested in me by the fact I am ultimate controller of this blog, I now declare today to be honourary March and therefore still Vampire month. Hurrah!

So, here is Skyla…

Award-winning author Skyla Dawn Cameron has been writing approximately forever. Her early storytelling days were spent acting out strange horror/fairy tales with the help of her many dolls, and little has changed except that she now keeps those stories on paper. She signed her first book contract at age twenty-one for River, a unique werewolf tale, which was released to critical and reader praise alike and won her the 2007 EPPIE Award for Best Fantasy. She now has multiple series on the go to keep her busy, which is great for her attention deficit disorder.

Skyla lives in Southern Ontario where she dabbles in art, is an avid gamer, and watches Buffy reruns. She’s naturally brunette, occasionally a redhead, and will probably go blonde again soon. If she ever becomes a grown-up, she wants to run her own pub, as well as become world dictator. You can visit her on the web at www.skyladawncameron.com for free fiction, book news, and tons of other totally awesome stuff. She tweets like a fiend at www.twitter.com/skyladawn. Info about the current series she’s working on—which begins with Bloodlines—can be found at www.ZaraLain.com

What is the earliest memory you have of writing? What did you write about?

I remember sitting in my bedroom, on the floor, with stacks of blank paper with the logo of the hydro company my mum worked for on the top (as she’d brought me some from work), writing. I mixed fairy tales with horror; my influences were Disney princess movies I’d just watched along with Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” playing on my little record player (I loved the Vincent Price part).

When did you decide to become a professional writer? Why did you take this step?

In high school, I took everything—I was interested in so many different areas. So on top of creative writing and art classes, I took all the advanced sciences, law, philosophy, maths—all kinds of stuff. Of course, I didn’t always do my homework, but I sat and paid attention because that that point I was just interested in amassing knowledge and learning, still unsure about what I wanted to do for university.

I was about seventeen, sitting in an Advanced Biology class a grade level ahead of me, fairly confused because at that point of the semester, it was a lot of biochemistry, and required a working knowledge of a class I wouldn’t be taking until the following semester. We had a supply teacher who put on a video and I was drawing in my sketchbook. It was a terrible picture but I was practicing shading techniques.

I sat next to the two top students in the class—people a year older than me with like 98% in the course. And they were watching me draw. One whispered to the other, “If I could draw like that, I wouldn’t be in Biology.”

I don’t necessarily believe that and my drawing skills are nothing to write home about, but something clicked in my brain. Why was I spending all this time in classes that weren’t where my talents lay? The next day, I went straight to the guidance office and dropped everything but two art classes, English Literature, and Creative Writing. I filled the rest of my time with spares, which I used to write and draw. I finished writing my first completed novel that spring and pursued writing as a career straight out of high school.

What would you consider to be your greatest strength as a writer? What about your greatest weakness? How do you overcome this weakness?

Probably character and dialogue would be my strength. I love T.V. I’m picky in what I watch, but it’s one of my favourite storytelling mediums and for the longest time I wanted to be a screenwriter. Early on, I picked up a lot about dialogue writing from television, and I still think it—along with well-developed characters—is the strongest area of my writing.

Greatest weakness is description. I used to write first drafts that read like screenplays. Dialogue advanced everything, and description was more like set direction. I always knew this but it wasn’t until I really got analysing books that painted a vivid picture of the world that I truly understood I needed to step up my game—and wanted to. One of the writers was Lilith Saintcrow, probably my favourite living author. I was reading something of hers, marvelling at her word choice for sensory details and the sense of rhythm in her writing, and just thought, “Holy shit. I want to be a better writer.”

I am still nowhere near that level, but I take a lot of care now to slow down, immerse myself in the scene, and add flesh to the bare bones of my writing.

Tell us about the place where you live. Have you ever derived any inspiration from your home or from anywhere you have visited?

I went from living in a small town for twenty-seven years to an even smaller town for the past two; I live in rural, cottage country Ontario now.

Inspiration? Yes, it’s something that’s popped up in a lot of my WIPs. There is this wonderful isolation in a small town that is perfect for the horror elements in anything paranormal. Although this area is bustling in the summer with tourists travelling the canal, in winter it can be absolutely dead and lonely, and that’s wonderful to play with while writing. In fiction, I feel the setting needs to be its own character, and small towns have a lot of personality.

Which book, if any, would you consider to be your greatest influence and inspiration?

I don’t really know if I could pick a book. In terms of writers, hands down the top is Joss Whedon. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was pretty foundational for me: I learned about character arcs, plot arcs, dialogue, etc from watching and re-watching the series since I was fourteen.

Though perhaps not a direct influence in what I write, but definitely a contributing reason as to why I write, would be Louise Cooper’s The Time Master Trilogy. I had been writing all my life—including attempting YA horror novels when I was a preteen—and then I drifted into poetry and other stuff for a while. When I was sixteen, my mum got a box of fantasy novels at a church sale, which was a genre I’d never really read before. The first I picked up was Cooper’s The Initiate.

Blew. My. Mind.

It actually inspired me to try writing fantasy. While I quite firmly suck at writing straight fantasy, my fantasy novel was the first I ever finished (at 85 000 words) as a teen. I still have first printing copies of The Time Master Trilogy and was fortunate enough to work with Ms. Cooper for a short time before her sad passing years later when I started working in publishing.

What drove you to write about Vampires?

Well, first we have to go waaaaaaay back.

My fourth finished novel, River, was a contemp teenage werewolf tale, written in the fall of 2003. Prior to that, the books I’d finished were Gothic horror, epic fantasy, and suspense thrillers. I’d finished River, submitted it, and started poking around with what else to write.

Then, honest to god, this vampire chick strolled up and tapped me on the shoulder while I was out walking one night.

Granted, she was in my head. But I heard her. Her voice, her observations. I tried to ignore her, but then she gave me her name: Zara Lain. So I started her first book, Bloodlines, not really feeling like I had a choice in the matter because she might cut me. Now, that book was first published in 2008, and I let the series languish for awhile before revisiting it, totally rewriting it, and re-releasing Bloodlines in 2011—which reinvigorated my interest in the series.

So there you go. I write vampires because the vampires make me do it.

What do you think is the attraction for Vampire fiction? Why is it such a popular topic?

I…honestly don’t even know. As far as traditional mythological beasts go, I prefer a very wolf-like werewolf—and really, my preference is to write monsters from more obscure world myths.

I suppose it’s the beauty and immortality of the vampire—there’s a certain wish fulfilment they provide. And, despite the fact that it’s 2012, there is still a lot of sexual repression in many circles—so along comes a sinful, highly sexualized, seductive creature of the night, who promises eternal life, beauty, and freedom of everything our culture knows. Vampires today—just as they did in Bram Stoker’s time—provide an outlet for issues we’re struggling with as a society.

In a fight between all the greatest Vampires of fiction, who do you think would come out on top?

Count Chocula. C’mon, no one would ever see that coming.

What about in some other contest such as sexiness or dress sense? Who would win that one?

If I don’t say Zara is the best dressed vampire, she will probably stab me. Sexiest? It makes me a terrible person but I loooooove David Boreanaz in season two of Buffy as Angelus. He was horrible. That season was utterly heartbreaking and gutted me. But that pure evilness was sexy as hell.

How well do you think your character would fare against the winner(s) of the above?

My money is generally on Zara to survive anything. That’s what she does: she survives. Even if she’s not the strongest and she’s up against something big, she’s resourceful and a bit Machiavellian, and she’d manage to pull an ace out of her sleeve at the last moment.

Tell us the basic premise behind your latest novel.

It’s called Lineage and is the second sequel to Bloodlines and follows quarter-demon merc, Persephone Takata. Peri’s deeply damaged and suicidal after an attack meant for her kills her husband and children. The novel picks up five and a half years after that event, when the shadowy mercenary organization she works for at last gives her the name of someone who can help track down who killed her family. That someone is the vampire Zara Lain.

And, of course, wackiness ensues from there.

 

[Vampire Month] You’re only given one shot by Jason Petty

30 Friday Mar 2012

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Crossbow, guest blogging, guest posts, Jason Petty, Publication, self publishers, Self Publishing, traditional publishers, Vampires, writing


For his Vampire month blog post, Jason has decided to post about his reasons for choosing self publication as his method of getting his work out there…

“You’re Only Given One Shot…”

                Thanks for having me on! I think your readers might enjoy a quick recap of how I got to where I am. Sick and tired of condescending rejection letters, I decided to self-publish. It amazed me how rude agents thought they could be toward me and how offended they got when I’d reply with similar tact. I was just tired of the mess and sick of eating crow from my family.

                So I started looking for a good self-publishing house. Step one, as you will find, is not getting scammed. I looked around for a place that let me keep the copyright and had good prices. I found Lulu and was happy with them at first. But then their customer service was kidnapped by Somali pirates or something. With the new management traipsing about, “fixing” everything that made the service remotely usable, I left. Finally my wife found Createspace and we were back in business.

                So now I had 25 copies and a $100 hole in my wallet. Since my family had bought most of my previous orders I knew I’d have to find real fans now. And so began the legwork. I hit every shop and book store I could find knowing full well that most of them weren’t going to give me shelf space. I didn’t even bother with big chain stores: they only stock stuff corporate sends them.

                I hit used book stores, coffee shops, local produce shops, campus newsstands…any place that looked like they might carry pages with ink on them. After talking to dozens of places I finally got two stores interested. One of them was so snooty I finally gave up dealing with them, the other still orders books from time to time.

                So I had venues selling my wares! I was in! I felt like the big dog! I WAS the big dog! I made the front page of the paper (narrowly beating out a story about a dog that caught a quail) and that helped some, too. And then it all came down. Everyone who gave half a crap had bought it, read it, and moved on.

                So I decided to do an audio book. I was reading through it and realized something: the book sucked. I couldn’t read it and keep a straight face. I was embarrassed, depressed and ready to give up writing. I couldn’t, though. This was my only job and is still my primary bread winning effort. But I couldn’t stand behind a product I didn’t believe in.

                So I did the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I pulled the book from shelves so I could sort out some of the overly descriptive crap. About half way through I realized I didn’t want to read any more of it. It just went on and on and on! I worked on one chapter for two weeks because I couldn’t find the give a damn to fix the dead plot. It was over. I knew it. It was time to stop kicking this horse, get the shovel and give it a proper burial.

                I was literally about to cry one night when I pounded my fist on the desk and just said “Ugh! If only she’d have CALLED instead of showing up on the door step I could skip this and…GREAT SCOTT! THAT’S IT!”

                That simple tweak changed everything! And I mean everything! That moment made the whole ugly thing worth it. That “little tweak” was no small venture and I knew it. I’d have to change the entire second half of the book, throw out two of my favorite scenes and rework some motives. Say goodbye to 60 thousand words. When I had sat down earlier that month I’d planned to change a few things, edit some of the descriptions and make what I had read better, like buffing the paint and hitting it with a coat of wax. This wasn’t just a wax job anymore. It was major surgery. It was like gutting the thing to the chassis, replacing the old and busted engine with a race motor and reinforcing the entire car to hold up to the abusive new motor. And you know what? It worked like a charm. Those sixty thousand worthless, boring words I disparaged over deleting? They were replaced with 80 thousand fast-moving, exciting words.

                What I had before was a boring book about two characters with no clear motives with a good ending and final plot twist. What I have now is a murder mystery thriller with Grindhouse leanings and paranormal twist starring two characters that almost everyone has a strong feeling for. The only gripe I really get is that I need an editor. I have that now and the spelling mistakes will be fixed by early April. And right now, even with the typos, repeated words and all of it, people tell me over and over again that they can’t put it down! That’s a book I can stand behind!

                With my new-found confidence I’ve gone at it like I’m, killing snakes! Sales are up! Fan count is up and generally climbing! I’m back on the road, and with much style, I might add. So if you want to be an author my advice is simple. Step away from your book for three months, then read it aloud. When you hate it (and you will) make a backup, tear it down, build it up and go for broke.

Look around on facebook till you find a page that reviews books like yours. Concentrate on finding one that favors books with similar plots, characters, events, etc., but is willing to give a bad review to a bad book. Don’t worry about a bad review. If you’ve done your homework and read up on their page and your book is good, that threat evaporates. Pick that first reviewer strategically and watch the fans come tumbling in! Make sure you have it available for the Kindle and Nook and you’ll be shocked how well you do. I sure was.

                You only get one shot, so aim well!

                                Jason Petty

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