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[Guest Post] Opposite Attraction by Judy Bagshaw

24 Tuesday Jul 2012

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bagshaw, BBW Anthology project, BBW Romance writers, books, ghost hunter, Ghosts, guest blogging, guest posts, mundania press, Paranormal, paranormal romance, parapsychology, Plus sized heroines, Publication, romantic suspense, writing


My name is Judy Bagshaw, and I am a Canadian author of romance and romantic suspense generally featuring plus-sized heroines. I’ve been published since 1999 and currently have three ebooks available through Fictionwise, two anthologies and a novel with Draumr Publishing, a short story collection and upcoming novel with Pearlsong Press, a short in an anthology with The Wild Rose Press, two novels with Mundania Press and one with their imprint, AweStruck.

A huge thanks to David for inviting me to guest post on his blog. I’m a little new at the whole blogging thing, so can’t promise that I’ll enlighten or amaze. I do hope I’ll interest you enough to consider checking out my upcoming paranormal romance, Opposite Attraction, coming out in ebook from Mundania Press, July 24. (www.mundania.com)

David told you a bit about our project in a recent post. Basically, to recap, several authors banded together to write romance novellas featuring ghosts. Five of us saw it through to completion. We took turns critiquing each other’s work, then did rounds of editing later. We polished them up as best we could, then started looking around for a home.

Finding a home was a five year journey filled with hope, disappointment, doubt, desperation, determination, and finally exaltation. We were thrilled when Mundania Press accepted our anthology for publication. They are releasing each story in ebook format first, giving each author a month to shine on their own, then the stories will be compiled into a print anthology…likely late in the fall.

The title, Opposite Attraction, nicely sums up my story. Serena McKay, my heroine, is a skeptic…someone who has made a career from exposing frauds and con artists in the field of paranormal activity. Carter Shehan, on the other hand, is a bona fide ghost hunter. He believes. And he has spent his adult life trying to find proof of the existence of the here-after and ghostly visitors to this plane. Both have written best selling books in their respective fields, and they have locked horns more than once, both adamant that they are right.

Challenged by Carter on a nationally broadcast television talk show, Serena agrees to spend the weekend with him at the famous “haunted” Shelbourne Manor, now a museum. It’s a ‘fish or cut bait’ situation, and Serena is determined to show Carter up as just one more charlatan, while he is determined to prove to her that ghosts exist.

But of course, as with any good romance story, something unexpected happens, and you’ll have to read the story to find out how it all ends up. Let’s just say that it doesn’t hurt that Carter finds the feisty Serena very attractive. And if Serena were being honest, she would admit to more than a passing interest in the laid back Carter.

I like the idea of bringing opposites together and seeing where fate leads them, and often my heroines and heroes are at odds with each other before finding their way into each other’s heart.

You can read more about my work, including excerpts and reviews, at www.judybagshaw.com

You can also find out more about our little writing group at www.bbwromancewriters.homestead.com

[AW Blog chain post] Independence and slavery

18 Wednesday Jul 2012

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Absolute Write, AW Blog Chain, Benjamin Franklin, Lascelles, Olaudah Equiano, slave trade, The Battle of Hastings, The Lunar Society, The Society for Effecting the Abolition of the Slave Trade


Independence has tumbled out of the Topicatorium for this month’s blog chain post. I think it has something to do with some celebration some country somewhere is having about something that happened a while back. I think there was a King involved, one of the Georges. And some tea party in Boston, wherever that is.

This is absolutely not a picture of the Boston Tea party.

Yet again, I demonstrate how much the education system in my country bothers with things that happen outside the UK… that or how well I paid attention in History…

Seriously, this month we have decided to talk indepenence and slavery and, until the Americans finally figure out that the Revocation of the Declaration of Independence* wasn’t actually a joke but a serious Royal Declaration, July the 4th will remain a day of Independence. My words today will be about slavery and, in particular, some very personal anecdotes on the subject.

My story starts in a pub in Birmingham. I was there for a social get together with some friends and was having dinner at the pub in question. I ordered my food and paid by card and the barman noticed my name. “Oh, that’s the same name as my grandfather’, he said. I was momentarily confused as to why ‘David’ was a noteworthy name. I mean, it’s not that uncommon. Then I realised he was talking about Lascelles which is, I have to admit, an unusual enough name. We talked for a while and it turned out that it wasn’t his grandfather’s surname that was Lascelles, it was his first name. Apparently it was quite a common name among some West Indian communities. We pondered at this for a while then shrugged it off as a strange coincidence. I ate my food, drank some beer and chatted with friends and went home thinking nothing more about it.

Fast forward a few years and we decided to attend an interesting looking exhibition at The Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery. The exhibition was about the life of Olaudah Equiano, a former slave who made a name as an author and whose autobiography was significant in the cause of the Society for Effecting the Abolition of the Slave Trade. There were artifacts and information panels about his life, his writings, the other members of the society (especially those members who were also members of the Lunar society which was a local club of intellectuals) and the slave trade in general. A lot of it was very sobering.

However, the big shock came at the end of the exhibition where there was an info panel about slaves being freed and the ways in which it could be achieved (being freed by the owner, buying their freedom, etc). Amongst all that information, it was mentioned that freed slaves often took some aspect of their owners’ name as their own. Prominent among the examples was the name Lascelles.

So, there was the explanation for the ‘mysterious coincidence’ noted in the pub that time. At some point in the past few hundred years, a family with the name Lascelles had owned slaves in the West Indies. Since they seemed to be noteworthy enough to be mentioned in a museum exhibit, they probably owned quite a few of them. The barman’s Grandfather had been named because of this tradition**.

The Battle Roll showing the knights who fought with William at the Battle of Hastings. This is not a high enough resolution copy to see it but the name is there…

Now, I have no way of knowing if the Lascelles’s who were owning slaves in the West Indies were related to me in any way. In much the same way as I have no way of knowing if I am related to the Lascelles who charged into England at Duke William’s back in 1066 and was guilty of ‘causing affray’, ‘accessory to regicide’ and theft of land (crimes they have yet to be called to account for and are unlikely ever to be). I haven’t done the geneology and don’t have the patience for it. However, seeing your own name connected with such a serious historic and social issue is rather ground shaking. I have to admit, I felt incredibly guilty, even though I personally had never condoned nor participated in the trade. I suppose the slave trade in general tends to incite strong feelings in many people, especially if you have a modern liberal outlook, and a personal link, however tenuous, makes it a hell of a lot more immediate.

This guilt was assuaged slightly in a more recent time. One of my many casual acquiantances online is a woman whose family were also involved in the slave trade. In her case she knows this involvement for definite because she has it from history passed down through the generations that several of her ancestors were slaves. We happened in the course of a long e-mail conversation to stray into the slave trade (it was quite organic – we somehow ended up on the drunken antics of Benjamin Franklin and it moved on from there…). I mentioned the above story and her comment was that, from what she had seen of the history of the trade, if a freed slave took the name of a family it was generally out of respect to the family because they had been well treated. So, I feel slightly better for that. Not much, but I take what I can get.

In many ways the slave trade was an example of how politics and economics together can cause something quite evil to be perpetuated. Greed and opportunism caused it to come into being in the first place but governments pandering to economic lobby groups and refusing to change the law for so many years was what kept it legal long after many people (like Equiano, Wilberforce, Clarkson and more) had pointed out the cruelties in the system. If there is a moral to this post beyond the obvious ‘slavery is bad’ then I think it should be to be aware of how business and governments together can conspire to create great harm. It happened with the slave trade but it is by no means a matter of history – it is still happening now.

Blog chain time again… you all know the rules by now. Read these blogs or else… er, I’ll come to all your houses and throw gravel at your neighbour’s window and claim it was you wot dun it…

Participants and posts: orion_mk3 – http://nonexistentbooks.wordpress.com (link to this month’s post) knotanes – http://knotane.wordpress.com/ (link to this month’s post) meowzbark – http://erlessard.wordpress.com/ (link to this month’s post) Ralph Pines – http://ralfast.wordpress.com/ (link to this month’s post) randi.lee – http://emotionalnovel.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post) writingismypassion – http://charityfaye.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post) pyrosama – http://matrix-hole.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post) bmadsen – http://hospitaloflife.wordpress.com/ (link to this month’s post) dclary – http://davidwclary.com (link to this month’s post) Poppy – http://poet-slash-writer.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post) areteus – https://lurkingmusings.wordpress.com/ (link to this month’s post) Sweetwheat – http://gomezkarla.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post) ThorHuman – http://knikriverstatic.com/ (link to this month’s post) Tex_Maam – http://tex-maam.blogspot.com/ (link to this month’s post) MelodySRV – http://createamelody.com/ (link to this month’s post)

* Yeah, that version is very out of date. They need to update it with the new PM. Tell you what, you give us Obama and you can have Cameron and Clegg. Two for the price of one offer, can’t say fairer than that. I think Obama would much prefer governing here, we already have the medical health care system he wanted and no one will claim he is an illegal alien because he comes from Hawaii. Just to check, though: Obama does come with the entire US government budget, right? Cos, you know, we could do with that money right now…

** I very much doubt he himself was a slave, given the timings involved, but these traditions do get passed along family lines and it is possible he was named for his Grandfather or Great Grandfather.

Fantasy Photoshoot – The end (or is it?)

16 Monday Jul 2012

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arts, Fantasy photoshoot, Photography, Realm Fantasy Wargame, Secret Project


Earlier this week I got the CD of images from Quattrofoto for the fantasy photoshoot studio session. Unlike previously published photos, which were either mine or Lucy’s ‘photostory’ of the day in the studio or ‘rough cuts’ with little or no editing, these were the final versions of the shots with all the special effects and photostudio tricks added to them. In fact, the person who did the editing (the wonderful Isabella Favilli) did admit they went somewhat mad with special effects on this one mainly because it was a fantasy theme.

Some of the changes are subtle, very subtle. A change of eye colour can be seen in some of them, for example.

can you spot the difference between these two images?

 

Click the photo to get a closer look at them…

Others are far more blatant. For example, in this shot we have a little more magic added to an already fascinating lighting effect.

Sparkles!

Here we have some magical sparkles added to the object our Druid is holding in his hand (it was actually a glass pot stuffed with grass and leaves to represent a selection of herbs) which were definitely not there when the photo was taken.

If anyone is curious about how these effects were achieved, you are going to be out of luck asking me. I know nothing about it. However, if you do have any burning questions, I am happy to pass them onto Isabella for you. I can’t guarantee she will answer but I can pass them on. Feel free to leave a comment with the questions…

In all, I am very pleased with the way this has come out. The shots have come out better than expected, but then I would expect that when using a professional instead of a rank amateur like myself.

So, this is the final post I will make about the day we spent in a photostudio. However, ‘adventures in fantasy photography’ is far from over. Plans are already afoot for the next stage which will be the location shoot, which we hope to manage to get done sometime before the end of summer. Provided, that is, the rain stops long enough for us to get the cameras out from under the waterproofing. It also depends on me managing to acquire all of a long list of esoteric items to use as costume and props and some more innocent victims to force at gunpoint to stand in front of a camera. However, at the time of writing, things are coming together so there may be more to report very soon…

Announcement: Transitions

16 Monday Jul 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Musings

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BBW Romance writers, books, ebook version, Judy Bagshaw, Opposite Attraction, Paranormal Anthology, paranormal romance, Publication, Skyla Dawn Cameron, Transitions, writing


I have over the past few weeks made barely veiled references to ‘some news’ which will be made public over the next month or two. There has also been a vague request for a cover designer which may have given some people clues as to what is occuring.

Well, I am now going to reveal the news that I have been wanting to reveal for many many years now… more years than this blog has existed, in fact, news that has awaited announcing since the dark times BB*.

I have a release date for Transitions, my Paranormal romance novella. It is currently a ‘tentative’ release date but it is an actual date written down in an official schedule in actual pixels and everything and the chances are it will be firmed up sometime soon as it is basically only tentative because the final edits were still underway. Those edits have been completed and submitted and accepted so there is nothing for me to do now but sit and wait for things to happen…

The current release date (for the ebook version) stands at the 21st of August, 2012.

I am currently awaiting a mail with a cover design attached to it. I know that is underway because I have had an e-mail telling me that the artist wanted me to change permissions on my Flickr account so she could see some photos I took for reference of one of the locations I use. As soon as I have that cover, I will post it for you all to see.

In the meantime, sometime over the next few weeks (the 24th of July according to the most recent estimates) the first novella in that collection will get its release. Judy Bagshaw’s Opposite Attraction will be out for you to buy and read and we will have Judy herself on this blog taking a guest spot.

Then, after my release in August, we have three other novellas from the same anthology, one a month. I will release details of these when I know the order but I do know that Skyla Dawn Cameron is going to be the final author in this list and everything she writes is awesome**.

Finally, if all goes to plan, there will be a print publication of all of the novellas

Oh, and in case you might be confused… the cover designer I asked for recently is not doing the cover for Transitions or any of the above novellas. That is amply covered by the contract with the publisher. They are doing the cover design for a freebie story called The Curse we produced as a group when putting together the anthology. It was originally intended to be included in the print anthology but it would have made the book too big to be economically viable. So, we decided to self publish it and use it for giveaways.  I will be posting details of how you might get a hold of a copy of that later too…

More news will be posted here as and when I get it.

*BB = Before Blog. A time when I only had Live Journal, Facebook, Twitter, the telephone, letter writing, semaphore and actually talking to people face to face as methods for communication. How we managed to talk to each other in those primitive times of Pre-2010 I will never know…

** Seriously, I Beta read her entry for this anthology and it was awesome when I read it as a first draft. It was the first thing I have ever beta read where I literally had no changes to suggest. I had to nit pick to the nth level just to have something to say beyond ‘this is perfect’ so she knew I had actually bothered to read it. The version you are getting has been edited even more so I am sure it will be even more awesome. She designs covers too.

[Review] Dodge and Twist by Tony Lee

05 Thursday Jul 2012

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Artful Dodger, books, caper, characters of oliver twist, Charles Dickens, dickensian london, Dodge and Twist, epublish, epublish a book, literature, Oliver Twist, reviews, Tony Lee


Over at the epublish a book site I review the ebook of Tony Lee’s Dodge and Twist – an exciting caper set in Dickensian London and following the fates of the characters of Oliver Twist years after Dickens left them.

Follow this link to read the review: http://www.epublishabook.com/?p=5690#axzz1zl9rwsqi

Feel free to comment here if you have any to make.

Teaching: Behaviour management on BBC Breakfast

27 Wednesday Jun 2012

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behaviour, Classroom management, education, journalism, leadership, politics, Schools, teachers


Ok, promised myself that I would not sully this blog with anything other than writing related stuff and that I would keep my professional comments about teaching out of it unless they related to writing (as I did for an #amwriting post). However, this really annoyed me this morning and I felt compelled to write about it and it sort of has a link to writing that I can sort of shoehorn in (being a link to journalism…).

There was a news report on Breakfast* this morning about behaviour management. It was talking about decline in behaviour due to a percieved lack of ‘old fashioned’ behaviour management methods and the loss of authority in the classroom. They had a very authoritarian teacher (who did not give a good impression of himself in my opinion – he interrupted a lot, made sweeping statements and was very bullying in the way he treated the other guests) and another teacher who seemed to have a more modern approach to the subject (it was hard to tell his exact opinion because the other guy kept interrupting…). There was a lot of talk about ‘teachers unable to maintain discipline’, ‘parents complaining about kids being disciplined’ and similar…

My first reaction was ‘Bullshit’. What mainly annoyed me most about this article was the polar way in which it was presented. There seemed to be only two choices – be authoritarian (and therefore you support concepts like ‘the teacher is in full charge of the classroom at all times’, ‘children should be seen and not heard’ and ‘physical punishment is the only way to maintain discipline’) or be liberal (and therefore be in favour of ‘just treat me as one of your mates’, ‘discipline is akin to facism’ and similar…). A lot of people, including the two teachers on the show and the presenters, were seemingly in full support of this concept. You are one or the other. You cannot be both

Except… this is not true. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

Any teacher who has qualified recently or has done any CPD related to behaviour management should be aware that there are actually more than two options for ‘behaviour management styles’. In one system I was taught, you can be Despotic, Military, Organisational, Functional or a proponent of Self Discipline. It is also generally considered a ‘bad thing’ if you are forced to be Despotic or stray too far into the Self Discipline route. The extremes are not good because they indicate that you have lost control completely and either have to let them get on with it on thier own (which does work in some situations, especially older groups, but generally leads to chaos) or have to stamp down hard and constantly for the entire lesson just to get a modicum of reasonable behaviour. The teacher who was on Breakfast this morning, for example, seemed to get angry very easily. I can see his style of teaching being very despotic and involve a lot of shouting at pupils. Apart from being inefficient, this is tiring for anyone to maintain for a whole day – having to fight for every piece of ground gained. It’s the trench warfare of behaviour management. More to the point, like trench warfare, it does not achieve much education.

Instead, what you are supposed to do as a teacher in a classroom is find a style of discipline that suits both you and the classes you are teaching. It is a dynamic process too – changing each lesson or even each part of each lesson as you get to know the class better and how they behave. A good teacher has a handle on how a class is reacting and will adapt their practise to suit. It is a difficult balance to maintain (and I am by no means perfect at it yet) but the rewards when you do get it right are well worth it. You get far more from a collaborative approach where you maintain a level of control but allow some freedom of expression than you do from a strict authoritarian approach.

 There are also concepts like getting the respect of the class (so they actually follow your instructions because of this respect not because you will punish them) and ensuring that the work being set is interesting enough to prevent boredom (which is the biggest cause of bad behaviour in my experience) that also influence behaviour. A lot of this can be dealt with in planning (such as ensuring that the resources are fascinating) or through methods such as asking the pupils to engage in a democratic process over what the class rules should be (pupils often suggest far stricter rules than teachers would and the trick here is that they are more likely to follow them because they are rules they came up with not some arbitary authority figure).

I am not saying that behaviour management is an easy thing to do. It isn’t. It is in fact probably one of the hardest things a teacher has to do. However, because it is not easy it does not subject itself to easy solutions nor easy partisan definitions and this is where my link to writing and journalism comes in. The simplification of an issue about rising bad behaviour in schools into an either/or situation is not helpful. All it does is give fuel to the conservative ‘bring back the cane’ lobby AND to the ‘wouldn’t it be nice if everyone was nice’ brigade to let them spout their extremist views while neatly distracting us from what might actually be the real reason that bad behaviour in schools is rising – cuts to the education sector leading to less teachers, therefore more pupils per class**, less resources and time to teach an increasingly complicated curriculum in an interesting and exciting enough manner and a general malaise among professionals in practise due to lower pay and benefits all round.

I also noticed, as a peripheral point, that this article was on at 0820. Most schools in the UK start lessons (or at least registration) at 0830. Most working teachers would therefore be in school by then (most would be expected to be there by the latest 0820 and most arrive between 0730 and 0830). I would also expect that most parents and their children would have left home to travel to school by then… It therefore seems unlikely that many teachers or parents would have seen this article. I only saw it because, as a supply teacher, I happened to not have been called into work today. I have noticed this a number of times with the BBC – placing articles about schools or education in that time slot which seems almost deliberately chosen to avoid anyone who may be actually interested in it and have a relevant (and possibly contradictory) comment to make.

Anyway, that is my rant over with. The moral – be careful of any issue which seems too clear cut, there is always a middle ground which many who know what they are talking about are already following.

* For those in foreign countries, Breakfast is the BBC’s early morning breakfast show. It is exactly the same as every other early morning breakfast show I have seen in other countries – two people, a man and a woman, sat on a sofa talking to guests with occasional news, sports and weather… and a clock in one corner so people do not get so engrossed they are late for work…

** My recent supply work has taken me to several schools which were over subscribed. In one class I had 36 pupils in a room that would have been crowded with 20 and this is not a lone example. 30+ is becoming more common, despite promises that no class should be larger than 30. In circumstances like this, bad behaviour is inevitable because you cannot spend enough one on one time with each pupil to gain their trust and respect. The only places where I have seen smaller class sizes has been in special schools (in one I was apologised to by a member of senior management that a class I had on my time table was 20 pupils, which was higher than their usual cap of 15) and independent schools.

[Guest Post] What is Horror? by Rebeka Harrington

22 Friday Jun 2012

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Ann Rice, books, Gary Oldman, guest blogging, guest posts, horror, horror author, horror genre, horror writer, Rebeka Harrington, Vampires, writing


Today we have another post by Vampire author Rebeka Harrington in which she discusses the definition of ‘Horror’. Note, I was careful there to refer to her as a ‘Vampire author’ not a ‘Horror author’ for reasons which may become apparent in the post…

Earlier this year Angelic Knight Press featured yours truly in an article: “REBEKA HARRINGTON – WOMAN IN HORROR” (Many thanks AKP) As an indie author I’m always very happy, if not flattered, when someone out there in cyberspace spares me a mention. But until I saw this article I hadn’t even stopped to think I may be considered a “horror” writer. Sure I write about vampires, and they can be pretty horrible, but me…. a horror writer?

My first book, Vampires Revealed, was more like an autobiographical mocumentary than any other tag you care to throw about. Bektamun, narrator and star of the tale, relives some of the “horrible” things she has done; but only when forced to protect those she loves.

Desires Revealed, my latest release, is a love story first and foremost. And of course there are ample vampire shenanigans thrown in. (Got to feed the bloodlust)

Rebeka’s latest book – Desires Revealed

Does writing about vampires automatically mark you as a “horror writer”? When I think of horror fiction the first name that springs to mind is Stephen King, which I’m sure is the same for a lot of people. Mr King has dabbled with vampires (very successfully too, I might add), but his most famous and popular works are far removed from the world of vampires.

Also worth considering is whether or not, despite the vampire revolution, the general expectation is for vampires to appear in the horror genre. Maybe I’m just weird, because I really don’t think of vampires as characters of horror; well at least not so much anymore.

Dracula (as played by Gary Oldman)

Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula was pretty terrifying for the time it was written. Fast forward to The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice; doubt I would’ve bought and read the books if I’d thought I was buying horror. For me, books in The Vampire Chronicles, were about Lestat’s inability to understand humanity; not that he was a blood-sucking monster. Like I said, maybe I’m weird. No doubt my opinion of vampires as characters of horror would change instantaneously should I ever meet a Dracula, Lestat or Eric (Southern Vampires, Charlaine Harris).

When I think about horror, and the things that scare me, I only have to look at history to have shivers run down my spine.

Part of my vampire mythology is a group of extremist vampires known as the Eleiveb. While searching for inspiration as to what kind of things they may subject their human victims, I simply did a search for “torture”. One of the most interesting/horrifying sites I came across was Medieval Torture. The site features a myriad of tools and equipment which sole purpose was to inflict pain and torture on human victims.

While I may be uneasy being assigned as a horror writer, and steadfastly believe mankind is far more horrible to each other than legend or any creature we can imagine, the fact remains I will continue to write about vampires; and they will inevitably do horrible things.

About the Author

Raised in country Victoria, Rebeka started her writing career working for the local newspaper as a teenager. While she decided not to pursue this as a career, she has always enjoyed writing and being creative

With so many varied interests and eccletic taste in most things, Rebeka enjoys incorporating all of them in her writing. She particularly enjoys writing about vampires.

Rebeka seeks to define and explain vampires in a way not done before. This was achieved with her debut title “Vampires Revealed”. Following titles revolve around exploring the world and characters created in her first release.

Currently Rebeka lives inMelbournewith her “demented” but lovable cat, dividing her time between writing and managing a small boutique entertainment agency.

Her latest book Desires Revealed is available for purchase at:

Smashwords

Amazon

Catch up with her characters

www.vampiresrevealed.com

Follow her blog

www.rebekaharrington.com

Fantasy photoshoot update

18 Monday Jun 2012

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Druid, elves, gaming, photographer, Photography, Photos, Photoshoot, Realm Fantasy Wargame, Roleplaying games, undead, Zombies


The undead empress

You may remember this post from not very long ago https://lurkingmusings.wordpress.com/2012/06/03/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-fantasy-photostudio/

Well, the photographer has now posted his account of the day:

http://quattrofoto.co.uk/2012/06/12/the-druid-and-the-empress/

Hopefully soon we will be able to organise the second part of this complicated arrangement and hie ourselves to a woodland to shoot zombies (with cameras) and maybe show off some Roman elves… We are also hoping to soon have the edited photos with the magic of photoshop used to make them even more awesome (these are only roughly edited). In the meantime, enjoy the shots showcased on the above link.

The Avengers UK: Crossover universes

15 Friday Jun 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Film, Musings, Wierdness

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All the Geek, Anthony Stewart Head, Avengers Assemble, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, doctor who companions, Emma Peel, entertainment, geek culture, Gene Hunt, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, James Bond, Joss Whedon, Judi Dench, Lara Croft, Nick Fury, River Song, Sarah Jane Smith, Sherlock Holmes, Steve Moffat, The Avengers, y chromosome, You Tube Fake Trailers


This particular photo-meme caught my eye the other day. It caused in me two almost simultaneous responses:

1) OMG someone should so make that film!!! Or at least make a fake trailer for it on You Tube by splicing together lots of bits of different shows in a way that makes it look as if they are all in the same plot!!!

2) There were no women in the group they had put together…

Before I discuss 2, let me just say that I really, really, REALLY want someone to make that trailer. Because I am sad like that. Such things really do amuse me. I went squee when I found this video done in celebration of Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary. So if someone with the right skills could put together a video like that for the Avengers; United Kingdom I would be really pleased.*

Number 2… I was surprised at how much it concerned me. The fact that the purported fictional TV show was very Y chromosome heavy did make me wonder about the role of women in UK geek culture.

Now, don’t get me wrong. There are strong women in UK Geekdom. What concerned me was the fact that all the examples I could think of off the top of my head were supporting characters and many of them were already involved in the franchises represented by characters in that line up. Hermione Granger, various Doctor Who companions (Sarah Jane Smith and River Song being the two that spring most readily to mind), Judi Dench’s portrayal of M in James Bond… the UK just did not seem to have a straight up Geek lead character who was female (unlike the US where there are a few, though many of them are Whedon creations like Buffy). I was so concerned I expressed my opinion on Facebook and did get a couple of suggestions for strong female characters who were not involved in the franchises already mentioned (Emma Peel being one who I had somehow forgotten…) or who were sole leads (Lara Croft) but it does seem as if UK geekdom is a little thin on the ground. Plus, my concerns were not so much with the state of the feminist credentials of UK geekdom but rather with my own inability to think of some. I mean, I can be excused not thinking of Lara Croft because I have never played the game** nor watched the films but I used to watch the Avengers (the UK TV drama) all the time as a child*** so Emma Peel should have leapt out at me…

Maybe I am overthinking this, of course. It was, after all, just a fun bit of photo-manipulation that someone did. However, I think the discussion on facebook did come up with the following concept…

 – Ditch Harry Potter and replace him with Hermione. Her competence far exceeds his and it means we can have a couple of love scenes with Ron, who can also get jealous when Bond makes a move on her somewhere in the middle of the film (she’ll rebuff him, cos she’s not an idiot, though there may be some flirting, but Ron doesn’t know that…)

 – Chuck in Emma Peel in the Black Widow role. She fits the stereotype of that part perfectly, albeit with more English poise…

“I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”
Come on, you can so see her delivering that line as well as Samuel L Jackson did 🙂

– The team needs a Nick Fury. Someone to be all tough and shouty and manly and sarcastic at all the team members when they mess up. Which UK character suits this role best? Why, only Judi Dench’s M has the sheer brass balls to step into Samuel L Jackson’s shoes.

 – There has to be a role in this for Rupert Giles. Ok, technically Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a US show but Giles is so very British and there are few things that cannot be improved by the addition of Anthony Head. He could be the team’s librarian and be having an understated and typically British affair with M.

 – An enemy. In Avengers Assemble (or The Avengers as we still call it in the UK despite the rename…) that enemy was Loki who is devious and entertaining and malicious. There is really only one enemy that fits this mould in UK geekdom to my mind – The Master.

Of course there were other more outre suggestions for this film. Someone suggested that, since The Doctor is involved, in theory no time period is restricted. This means that we could have some other rather cool UK TV characters turning up. He suggested Richard Sharpe but we could also have Cadfael, the medieval mystery solving monk, Miss Marple and several others. Plus it might explain why Gene Hunt is there in 2012 (almost 30 years after the events of Ashes to Ashes and possibly in an alternate universe created by the minds of Sam Tyler and Alex Drake) and why Emma Peel is there (being, as she is, a character intrinsicly tied to the 1960s). In fact, in my head, this plot involves a centuries spanning plot spotted in several different time periods by different characters…

Hmmm, maybe I am overthinking this. Time to stop for now, I think. Before I start writing fan fic (and I have enough trouble finding time to write the characters I have created never mind taking on someone else’s intellectual property…)

What this does reveal is the appeal of crossover universes. Even though such things are ludicrous in concept and are likely to be done badly in fan fic and similar, they can be the cause of squee. They can also be done rather well in the right circumstances, as evidenced by the Wold Newton family created by Philip José Farmer  which ties many ficitonal characters (including Sherlock Holmes and James Bond) together into one family tree (making them all descendents of a group of people exposed to a radioactive meteorite near the North Yorkshire village of Wold Newton). There is also Alan Moore’s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen**** which has a similar concept. In fact, in the 1969 version of this series there is a very cool cameo by a certain Mr Tom Marvolo Riddle.

So, for discussion purposes, feel free to comment to add ideas for UK genre characters you would add to our Avengers team or for plot ideas for things that the team can face. Also comment if you have any other ideas for crossovers or actual crossovers that you have seen (whether they are well done or not).

*And if you could persuade Steve Moffat to actually make it, even better… having first made sure you have sacrificed to the gods of litigation to prevent various companies suiing him for Copyright… And if Moffat does want the gig and can sort out the copyright for the franchises he doesn’t own in that selection I have some plot ideas for him… 🙂

** No, really. I have never played Tomb Raider. I don’t tend to play computer games much. It’s ok, though. I checked. I don’t need to hand in my Geek card unless I also stop roleplaying and reading, watching and writing science fiction and fantasy.

*** And this had nothing to do with Emma Peel, leather catsuits and particular hormonal imbalances that occur around the age of 11. Absolutely nothing at all. I only ever watched it for the articles.

**** The graphic novel version not the film which was sort of OK (for, as Obi Wan Kenobi would say, a given value of OK which some may translate as ‘awful’) but had nothing on the graphic novel in terms of Victorian sleaze, drugs and nastiness and made Alan Quartermain not a drug addict and Mina Harker a vampire instead of the traumatised victim of a Vampire.

Cover design project Update

14 Thursday Jun 2012

Posted by D.A Lascelles in Uncategorized

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I have had some entries through for this project:

http://areteus.livejournal.com/238703.html?view=681071#t681071

And they are looking fantastic. I have discussed things with the other writers involved and we have decided a couple of things.

1) We are going to up the payment from ‘a pint’ to a an ‘indeterminate amount collected from all writers involved’. Essentially, we are having a whip round to collect enough money to pay who ever has the successful design.

2) We are now setting a deadline. The end of this month (June). At that point we will pick and notify a winner so if you have not sent in your entry by then it will not be considered.

I have to say that I am impressed by the entries we have so far. Hopefully, once a winner is announced, I will be able to share the winning image…

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